God Damn It! My $200 Faux Distressed Jeans Have Developed Actual Distress!
- I'm so furious! I'm filled with rage! GRRRR! I spent 200 dollars on a pair of distressed designer jeans--and look at what happens! See--right next to the fake rips are ACTUAL rips. I've only washed them a couple times and they're totally falling apart.
The aloof salesperson at Bloomie's assured me the denim I was purchasing came from the earth's most endangered strains of cotton. The holes were laboriously placed using technological breakthroughs pioneered by Guatemalans making 8 cents per hour. I spent so much money on them! Gosh, the actual tears in my pants make it look like I've been wearing shitty jeans I'd wear to a motorcycle parade, not awesome distressed designer jeans I'd wear to go clubbing.
An example of distress I paid for:
An example of distress I did not pay for:
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I myself am extremely distressed by those jeans. Your jeans and I have a ton in common.
please please please take these picks off. i can't take it anymore.
there's a new designer for distressed jeans. Jim Crow. Special jeans worn by actual slaves. They're featured on TAN. holla if you need a pair for your girly-friend
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Ha, buy jeans that FIT your fat butt next time. That'll probably help chick.
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