Top Excercises to Do At your Next Strollercize Class
Everyone in New York is saying that Strollercizing is the new Tae-Bo! Anyone can do it. All you need is a baby and a high-end stroller and the will and determination to turn all that fat on your body into lean, hard muscle mass. Try out these new strollercizes to spice up your routine.
Baby Calf Raises – Gently step on your baby using just the tips of your toes. Slowly raise—stretch those calves girl! And repeat.
Stroller Windsprint – Pick two points about 50 yards apart, like a tree and a nearby edge of a cliff. Strap your infant in tightly so he doesn’t get hurt. Then, challenge a fellow strollercizer to race to the edge of the cliff. The first one to go hurtling over wins!
Baby Jumping Jacks – Take two babies, attaching one to each hand with heavy duty twine so the baby stays in one place. Begin jumping and overhand clapping like you’re at a Bon Jovi concert. Do 3 sets of 10. Feel the burn.
Stroller Hurls – Imagine you’re an Olympic discus thrower. Clutch the baby-occupied stroller, spin for added power and acceleration, use that powerful stretch-marked torso and release!
Diaper Cardio Kickboxing – Affix your baby’s soiled diapers to your fists. Grab a partner. Take turns punching each other in the face. Push it to the max!
Remember to wipe down your baby using clean towels after your workout!
What exercises do you do at your Strollercize class?
4 Comments:
I think I saw a version of Diaper Cardio Kickboxing performed at a Japanese fetishist site, where they took the soiled diapers, and instead of putting them on their fists, put them on their face. Japanese people are so zany!
Seriously, you need to get out of the Slope. It's killing you.
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Please, find another mommy and baby workout. Strollercize is unethical towards its employees and customers. Thousands of dollars are owed to former employees and customers. In the past, employees received bad checks and promises of payment that were never kept. Also, dozens of customers are still waiting for reimbursements to classes and activities that never took place. Strollercize collects money for events such as Baby CPR classes that never happen, which they blame on low enrollment (which is false), but refuse to give refunds. Also, classes will not be held for months at a time even though the customers are still paying for those months.
The quality of the classes are low, and often instructors who have not been trained are sent to the class unprepaired. If an instructor does not show up, always because Mrs. Trindade is unorganized, she asks one of the mothers to lead the class, a class she is paying to take, not to instruct. This is also dangerous because the mothers are not fitness instructors and do not have the knowledge to know whether someone is in danger of hurting themselves during an exercise.
So- PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT STROLLERCIZE! Let Mrs. Trindade know that New Yorkers will not tolerate a company to treat its customers and employees that way.
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