An Open Challenge to Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Hey "Up"-Chuck Liddell! hahaHAha. I'm challenging YOU! Spike TV has been showing your Ultimate Fighting matches and I've been learning your every move, studying your every sweaty and glistening weakness. I'm totally challenging you publicly right now.
We're not going to play by your rules, Chuck Liddell. You're about to enter my house--THE BLOGTAGON! Prepare to die!!1
Here's how it works:
--First, we sit at keyboards.
--Then, we start publishing splenetic and acrimonious things with those keyboards about current trends like, "Hamsters--they're so lame!" or "Arab people are the new black people!"
--Next, we compulsively refresh our sitemeter stats over and over, peering like bog wraiths into our LCD monitors, straining our eyeballs until our sight is gone forever.
--Then, we click on links that other bloggers give us. We do that until our wrists are ravaged with carpal tunnel and our fingers are paralyzed with rheumatism.
--Finally, we respond emptily to some reader' emails and go to sleep.
--We shall do it again every day until one of us drops dead.
I have been training for over a year. Will you accept, Chuck Liddell??