Live Blogging the Countdown to the Michael Jackson Verdict
- The fate of the known world rests in 12 lame, non-celebrity hands. At 1:30 Pacific Time, or 4:30 here in the East coast future, the verdict of the Michael Jackson trial will be announced!
3:45 PM Here we go! 45 More minutes til the healing hand of justice applies balm to the swollen anuses of the alleged victims.
4:20 PM I have to interrupt the countdown. It's 4:20! Pass those blunts over this way.
4:30 PM We should take this moment to look back on Michael Jackson's stunning career. It all began with Moonwalker for the Sega Genesis and then it ended abruptly a year later during a music video with Eddie Murphy.
4:33 PM I was thinking, if he's guilty, then I hope Michael Jackson has learned his lesson once and for all. If he's found not guilty, then he should continue living his life exactly the way he's been living.
5:17 PM Get to the court room Michael! This is boring. You know, I took a cancer test a few weeks ago, and I didn't want to take it but when the blood tests came back and said I didn't have cancer, it was silly of me to think for all those months that I had cancer all along. I guess it's a slightly different because I had nothing to do with diddlin' baby boys. It's not like he was ever accused of molesting a girl or anything, but the honest fact is that Michael will be relieved once he finds out the verdict is GUILTY. Er, NOT GUILTY.
5:22 PM Drum roll... NOT GUILTY!
5:23 PM Well that was unexpected!
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