The Shocking Truth about Danica Patrick’s Phallus
Behind that adorable smile and leather unitard is a secret so girthy, so penetrating, the news will quite literally, enter you from behind and plug away at your manhole.
Danica is packing a monster phallus in her underpants! The proof is on this woman’s, excuse me, this dude’s biography at www.danicaracing.com. Take a look at this actual item!
FAVORITE CLOTHES: Guys briefs and a long sleeve t-shirt
Whoa! Back the truck up, Danica! Your favorite clothing is 'guys briefs?" Not a pretty floral sun dress? Or a satin tube top? Guys briefs??
And you thought that Danica had some low hangin’ tees. Those are actually testicles!