Oh, The Places You'll End Up!: The Waiting Room of a VD Clinic for the Uninsured
You majored in Scientist Studies, the ink on your diploma is still wet. You say goodbye to college and head to the big city...
May I suggest you make one careful decision before you commence your hopefully short lifetime of bad decisions? Do yourself a favor and move to a town with a Planned Parenthood or a GMHC. The truth is, it usually takes months of intensive STD treatment before you start a career.
Commit their numbers to memory. Upon moving, schedule a meet & greet appointment so you get to know the health care practitioners who will be habitually swabbing and gazing at your soon-to-be fetid noonie. You'll also want to choose a waiting room that’s right for your lifestyle.
Honestly—how are you supposed to get on the corporate ladder if you're not stuffing one cock after another into your face? That's a problem for today's grads. Sometimes it's hard to ask a potential employer if it'd be okay to wrap the lower half of his or her body in saran wrap and just cuddle.
Your taint outbreak isn't going anywhere. Neither is the gonorrhea in your throat. All you new grads are gonna spend a lot of time in the waiting room of a VD clinic because studies show it could take as many as 8 or 9 variant strains of the human papilloma virus before you even land your first temp job!
When you're unemployed and revising your resume in the waiting room of a VD clinic for the uninsured, you'll lean away from the decrepit half-wit next to you with the Tuberculosis cough and say to yourself, "Oh the Places I’ve Ended Up!"