Oh, the Places You’ll End Up!: Defenestrated from a High Rise Luxury Condominium after a quarrel with a jealous Lover.
"I want out of this relationship!" you'll say to your jealous lover.
An argument will start over a simple round of Connect 4. Your lover convinced you reluctantly to stay in and have board game night. He'll playfully toss Connect 4 tokens at you and try to land them down your cleavage until you say, "Stop it, Just fucking stop it you stupid fuck! God, I hate you!"
You'll go on to list all the things he does that make you hate him and then you’ll reveal how you've nailed most of his family members. For the sake of impact you'll finish your tirade with, "Being in a relationship with you makes me yearn for the sweetness of death!"
And that's when he flies into a terrifying rage. Oops! You'll say, "Hey, I didn't really mean ALL those things. I was using hyperbole... Wait. What are you doing? Oh no!"
As you're pushed through a glass window from the 14th floor of a luxury highrise condominium and begin plummeting, you'll wonder how your obit is going to look in the quarterly Alumni magazine, and you’ll sigh, "Oh! The places I've ended up!"