Live Blogging 25 Shots for 25 Years
- At my own insistence, I just poured 25 shots for myself in celebration of turning 25 yesterday. I’m very excited about ingesting all this alcohol. I thought it might be fun to live blog while I do the shots. What do you say, readers? Okay! Let's go!
Shot 1: Whew. That went down smooth.
Shot 2: Mmmm. Yeow! Only 23 more shots of Peppermint Schnapps to go!
Shot 3: Not feeling anything.
Shot 4: Still not feeling anything. This is boring. There must be a way to quicken the pace here.
I’m dumping the remaining 21 shots into an oversized beer stein. At this VERY MOMENT, I am chugging the alcohol from the stein. There! It’s all finished. I’ve consumed all of the liquor and I just slammed the stein upside-down on the counter.
Hmmm. Is there even alcohol in this alcohol?
Here it comes.
I'm so wasted I can't type!
I don’t feel so good!
OMG! Akajldkjfiaghdh I'm entering into a coma right THIS SECOND! Call an ambulance!
HOLY FUCKING FUCK! I was just in a coma! Thank goodness I've pulled out.
Ugh... I'm soooooo hungover.
Why didn't you people try and stop me??