I've Located the Best Website IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY! Link inside!
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HERE BEFORE YOU IS THE BEST WEBSITE THE NATION HAS EVER LAID EYES UPON.
If you venture into the site's Guestbook, you'll find some precious treats. Such as:
"I am 80 years old, a veteran of the Pacific war, father of a 36 year old webmaster, and a former Madison Ave. advertising art director. Do not listen to those criticizing your website...simplicity is the essence of all art and of good taste also. There are too many glitzy, HTML web pages filled with clever stuff authored by non artistic people. The web, after all, is for communication not an art gallery for tasteless graphics. --John E. McColuogh"
"Good Job. This is a great start to a brilliant career. Keep learning and improve it and you'll be amazed at what the future will bring. --CG"
"I must say I was disappointed to see that you built this site using MS FrontPage using a template. If you had hand-coded it in HTML, now that would have impressed me! --Webmaster"
"You think you're something now, huh?! I'll tell you what! You ain't! You ain't nothing! Have you ever won the SAT? I didn't think so. I'm a genius. You're not. Face it. When you're not looking, I will steal that web design trophy from you and use it as a doorstop! --Anonymous"