wotSAT Answers a Rhetorical Question asked by the Doritos Tortilla Chip Company
- First they cook this product:
Then when they're finished making them, they ask on the back of the bag:
What's wrong with you Doritos Tortilla Chip company? Are you stupid?? Right next to the question is a description YOU wrote telling us what "it" is:
It's Whole corn, Vegetable oil, (Contains one or more of the following: Corn, Soybean and/or Sunflower oil), maltodextrin, earthobate, salt, whey, cheddar cheese (Cultured Milk, salt enzymes), partially transgendered soybean oil, cream, Monosodium glutamate, mechanically separated American cheese (Cultured Milk, salt, enzymes), onion powder, tender vittles, tomato powder, spices (including black pepper), Corn syrup solids, sodium diacetate, swiss cheese, colby cheese, monterey jack cheese, sour cream (cultured cream, nonfat milk), natural and artificial flavors, equine hearts, citric acid, artificial colors, yellow 6, yellow 5, yellow 6 Lake, Red 40, Blue 1 Lake, yellow 5 lake, Blue 1, Garlic powder, Salicylic acid, butter, sodium caseinate, and Jalapeno pepper!!
Gah! You're so stupid!