To Do List for the Week of 4/6 - 4/13
- -Request removal of layers 1, 3, 4, and 6 from 7-layer Burrito
-Pull expired pud from inventory
-Assimilate new urban catch phrase, 'Playa Denigratin'
-Boycott Canada's baby seal hunt by shopping less at Wet Seal
-Restore self-imposed ban on importing/trading seal pelts.
-Maximize use of time
-Finish 4x100 meter relay
-Minimize rate of failure
-Educate the poor, just like Pope John Paul II's teachings
-Eat the rich, just like Aerosmith's teachings
-Cash in on facial hair craze.
-Rally for spare change.
-Redeem coupon for 1 Free Barium Sulfate colonic included in employment benefits package.
-Continue playing Daft Punk's latest, Human After All, over and over despite critics' opinions.
-"The album sucks," says Pitchfork. "No, it doesn't," retorts Stylus. Blender and Entertainment Weekly weigh in, "Nothing could be shittier." NME counters, "Durrr, I dunno!"
-Research core data for Hottest Baby Names!
-Ask Luiz the Spaniard whether he prefers being called Latino or Mexican.
-Ask aloud why I am ranked in the top 10 searches when someone types "dudes fellating each other" in Google.
-Spoil the CGI ending of Xenosaga 2 - Jenseits von Gut und Boese for the Playstation 2:
I see. So this is the Y-Data. But there's a great deal
But both he and the U-TIC Organization have completely poured through the Realian's main database!!
Red Hooded Man:
He only went as far as the subconscious.
Below even that...in the lowest level of the unconscious domain... Are you saying the answer lies in the Unus Mundus?
Red Hooded Man:
Really? Well, I suppose we'll leave it at that for now. When the path to Lost Jerusalem is opened, KOS-MOS will awaken.
So, what will you do with him?
The camera views the silent hooded man.
I said it was a shame, didn't I?
There you have it. Good news, huh? Partner.
A white A.M.W.S. with a white hooded man descends on the scene.
Welcome... ...weaver of the eternal circle of Zarathustra!