I’ve recovered the Transcript of the Preliminary Injunction Hearing Between Bratz Doll Nevra and Barbie re: Bratz' Recently Filed Lawsuit
Bratz Doll Nevra
The TranscriptNevra: Yo’ Judge, Barbie is straight trippin’ boo.
Barbie: Well, I never! I am insulted.
Nevra: How’s a nizzle supposed to get a dizzle with Barbie all up in my shizzle? I’m just a girl who wants to krump. Barbie and her thugs are holding me down.
Barbie: Look Nevra, I don’t know what krumping is. I drive expensive cars, I sleep with powerful men, and I eat Haute Cuisine crackers. I have no interest in your piddly market share. I think it’s safe to say, there are no grounds for this lawsuit, and that it should be dismissed. If you’ll pardon me, I have a yacht club meeting to attend…
Nevra: Excuse me, Miss Thang! I’d like to submit this exzibit dat proves dat B is stifling me, tryin’ to steal my rocks.
The Honorable Judge Skeletor: This is damning evidence Barbie. I believe a fraud has been committed upon my courtroom.
Barbie: (says inwardly) The paparazzi! *clenches plastic fist*
The other people in the courtroom: (scattered “Oohs!” that build into a chant) Served! Served! Served! Served!