If you think a finger in a cup of Wendy's Chili is bad...
- I once found...
An entire human foot in my Never Ending Bowl of Pasta at The Olive Garden!
I once found...
A fried, mutated beakless glob of cells in a bucket of KFC Extra Tasty Chicken!
I once found...
Documents proving that the existence of a shred of moral fiber within the Republican Party is nonexistent!
I once found...
A video of a fat version of myself bicycling into a pool of mud that would surely win America's Funniest Home Videos!
I once found...
A secret passageway in my old house behind a grandfather clock that led to the ashes of thousands of copies of E.T. for the Atari 2600!
I once found...
Michael Jackson in bed with a 10 year old girl!
I once found...
Another man’s penis in my ex-girlfriend's mouth!
3 Comments:
I found a tortilla chip in the shape of Liza Minelli's face.
i once found a hand in my pants in catholic school
I found that this is very funny!
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