winneroftheSAT: Now Sponsored by Haute Cuisine Crackers
- When I hunger for a snack that is elegant and fashionable, I knock down the boxes of Pop Tarts and shove aside the empty tubules of Pizzalicious Pringles in my pantry and reach for Haute Cuisine.
Mmmm. So delicious. So glamourous!
These ain't no sh*tty Ritzs.
And another thing--Just because you can find them at the dollar store doesn't mean they're supposed to cost a dollar.
**This has been a paid advertisement by the Haute Cuisine cracker company**
7 Comments:
Is that you? You look like a cracker too! :)
You think I look like that freak?! He's just some guy off the street who volunteered to do a high fashion photo shoot for Haute Cuisine.
I like the lighting.
Really? He's YUMMY> GO find him and give him my phone number.
yeah... what a butthead winner! where'd you find that guy,midtown? oh... walmart doesn't sell those crackers.
nice to see you Nate. the box is not enticing...do they have different flavors?
btw, are you going to re-take the sat. 2400 is the winning number now.
i have those same fucking crackers. i am not sure why--but i do. i hate them.
that guy is totally hot. obvs.
looks a little like the kid from rushmore
i love that look
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