winneroftheSAT: Now Sponsored by Haute Cuisine Crackers
- When I hunger for a snack that is elegant and fashionable, I knock down the boxes of Pop Tarts and shove aside the empty tubules of Pizzalicious Pringles in my pantry and reach for Haute Cuisine.
Mmmm. So delicious. So glamourous!
These ain't no sh*tty Ritzs.
And another thing--Just because you can find them at the dollar store doesn't mean they're supposed to cost a dollar.
**This has been a paid advertisement by the Haute Cuisine cracker company**