Bree & Mrs. Solis -- Merely Good Friends?
- They used to be good friends...
Actual Dialogue from Last Night's episode of Desperate Housewives:
Mrs. Solis: "Thanks a lot for giving me 14,000 dollars so I don't have to shit in the porta-potty on my front lawn anymore."
Bree: "With this sum, you can fix your broken toilet and clean up the biohazardous raw sewage that has flooded every square inch of your home."
Mrs. Solis: "I'm glad we're such good friends."
Bree: "We're more than good friends--we're GREAT friends!"
Mrs. Solis: "Yeah. Hey, would you like to come over for a cup of coffee?"
Bree: "Absolutely not."