Monday, March 21, 2005

5 Things I Would do Before I Died if I were in a Persistent Vegetative State and my feeding Tube was Pulled Out

posted by winnerofthesat @ 8:24 AM 
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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

have anal sex

-tb

11:18 AM  
Anonymous julie x said...

I've always wanted to learn a foreign language. Perhaps I'd have more time when I'm in a persistent vegetative state.

11:47 AM  
Blogger April said...

write that great american novel

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kick my Mom and Dad in the ass for keeping me "alive" as long as they did. Oh yeah, I'd give the govenrment the finger and lick James Spader's face.

nc

2:44 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

I'd order everything I ever wanted off the Home Shopping Network.

I'd have indiscriminate sex.

I'd learn German.

I'd make Dubya look like a fool.

6:12 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

I think I would also sell off my Jazz Divas 4 Disc CD compilation too... that way I could die with some dignity.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'd stop being nice to everyone

i'd pinch gwbush until he cried

i'd plant whoppie cushions under cheneys chairs so he dies for REAL this time

i'd make the vegitative state woman's parents eat the tasty shit that has been comming out of that tube for 15years

i'd try out for price is right

i'd learn how to break dance

2:25 AM  

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