Newsblitz! MTV Hates YOU!
- MTV wants to give you 100 bucks to enrage and humiliate you on national television while they rake in hundreds of thousands in advertising!!! The following are actual posts by MTV on Craigslist. The last one horrified me.
You bring your girlfriend to the hardware store for a quick errand but when you get to the store the girl working there is all over you. She’s super hot like the “Tool Time” girl and she keeps using sexual innuendo with you about getting “nailed” and “drilled” and she’s completely ignoring your girlfriend!!
Do you have an impatient female friend that you've always wanted to set up on a blind date? What if you set her up with a nice guy who turned out to be a crossdresser?!? Would she flip out? If so, let's get her on TV!
Your friend comes to our salon for a bikini wax. While she’s sitting in the waiting area our actress sits down next to her. The actress tells your friend that she’s never had a bikini wax before – she asks your friend tons of annoying and personal questions until your friend freaks out on her!!
You tell your boyfriend you got him a spa day to get his back waxed. Then while he’s sitting in the waiting area he hears howls of pain coming from the waxing room. Suddenly a guy runs out with no shirt on, screaming, with a strip of wax paper hanging off his back!!
Couples This Is For You! Museum Madness! Prank your BF on MTV!
You tell your friend you got an amazing offer to get your make-up done by a world-famous make-up artist. Then, when your friend shows up to get her make-up done, it turns out the make-up artist just had eye surgery and can barely see! She makes your friend look like a ridiculous clown!!
Do you have a boyfriend that has a temper? What if you told him to pick up a piece of engraved jewelry for you and when they got it- it was the wrong engraving? AND THEN THE SALESMAN DENIES THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG!?! Would he freak out? If so, let's get em' on MTV!
Eat a fetus on MTV!!! Prank your BF!!