I've obtained a spec script from the set of Boyfriends, the spinoff of Girlfriends
- Scene 1: In the boyfriends' apartment. Looks exactly like the set of Friends but with a large poster on center-stage wall of Marcus Garvey.
(Horse Faced) Boyfriend 1: Man, it's so hard being men of color and living in this urban area.
(Horse Faced) Boyfriend 2: It sure is, boyfriend.
Boyfriend 1: Just the other day I had a moment where someone was racist to me.
Boyfriend 2: No Way! Me too.
Boyfriend 1: I’m glad we’re boyfriends. We can relate to each other's class struggle. Know what I’m sayin'?
Boyfriend 1: Yeah. Hey, do you have smoke in your eye? Why are you looking at me like that?
Boyfriend 2: No, this is just how I look all the time. (Zooms in on smokey eyes)
Boyfriend 1: That's cool. I'm going to start doing it too. (Camera cuts from one boyfriend to the other as they practice smokey eyes)
Boyfriend 1: Have you heard that new rap album?
Boyfriend 2: No. That's the difference between you and me. You're into rap music and I'm into smooth jazz. It's weird how we can be such opposites, yet we're still boyfriends.
Enter (Horse Faced) Boyfriend 3
Boyfriend 3: Heeeeyyyy boyfriends!!!
Boyfriend 1 & 2: Boyfriend!
(They all hug and whinny)
Boyfriend 3: OMG, the most racist thing happened to me today!
Boyfriend 1: Tell us!
Boyfriend 3: I was on the bus going to work, minding my own business. Suddenly, this gang of white people come up and tell me that I’m sitting in their seat!
Boyfriend 2: Oh, boyfriend. I’m so sorry. What'd you do?
Boyfriend 3: I shot each of them in the head.
Boyfriend 1 & 2: You go, boyfriend!
(Hugging and whinnying ensues. Cut to commercial.)
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