Bizarro World What Ifs
- What if... instead of running a faucet to cover up the sound of pooping, you had to make pooping sounds to cover up the sound of a running faucet?
What if... instead of fast food workers asking how they can help us with their food, we ask fast food workers how we can help them with their lives?
What if... instead of "anti-lock brakes" being a great safety feature on a car, "brakes that can't stop locking up all the time" were great?
What if... you were really dying for a cigarette but instead of living on Earth where smoking a cig is okay, you lived on Saturn's moon Titan, where smoking a cig would blow up the whole world?
That's all I got.