Ultimate Test of Wits: Which Fuckhole from The Golden Girls is Most Like You?
- I've developed a taxing and revealing quiz for you to figure out which Golden Girl you most identify with! When you are finished, please post your results in the comments page so I can determine whether or not I'm writing for a bunch of Dorothy Zbornaks and so that I can decide whether or not I'd like to continue doing so.
1. When you use the bathroom to take a massive dump, how would you best describe your stool?
A)Backed up, can't go without suppositories
D)After several manly grunts, you plop out some real solid turds
2. What medications or supplements are you currently on?
A)Centrum Extreme Silver
B)Stem Cell Gel Tabs for brain regeneration
D)Human Growth Hormones
3. What is your favorite TV Show?
B)CSI: St. Olaf
D)Cagney and Lacey
4. Who is your favorite rockstar of all time ever?
5. How would your friends describe you?
A)An old sack of poop
B)An old dummy from the hills
C)An old tomato with nice melons
D)An old transmale who couldn't give it away in a Longaberger basket with a bow.
If you answered A-D on any of these questions, Congratulations! You are a lot like the fuckholes from The Golden Girls!
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