Say Something Nice to... Viktor Yuschenko!
It's been a bad couple months for Viktor Yuschenko with the fraudulent Ukrainian election and the horrifying near fatal poisoning and whatnot. You all know this site ain't about kicking people when they're down--it's about lending a limp hand to help them up. Let's see if we could say some nice things to Mr. Yuschenko to support him with his current problems.
--I don't think all Ukrainians want you dead. Just a handful.
--I may not be a skin therapist, but I'm pretty sure a couple dabs of Clearasil will really work wonders.
--You've taught us all that when we order soup, we should request that it be brought to 165 degrees in order to kill off salmonella. What's that? You got food poisoning from dioxins? What the heck are those?!
--It has been reported you have the 2nd highest level of dioxin poisoning ever recorded in a human being. With a little more training you can finally get your name in the Guinness Book of World Records and ditch that lame plate spinning act!
--Whenever Britney Spears' Toxic comes on at the dance club, I will keep you in my thoughts for those 3 minutes while I grind and swing.
--Be grateful you're not living in oppressive, beauty obsessed America. I walk around here with an oozing fever blister on my lip and people look at me like I got contagious herpes!
--Should the 80's television series "V" ever come back on the air and casting begins... do I need to finish this one?
--At least your country's Supreme Court frowns upon stolen elections!
--Chloracne is way better than buttcrackne.
Say something nice!
7 Comments:
You are a very bad man. But kinda funny. For makin fun of this poor man, I will make sure Santa or Jeebus gives you a raging case of the clap.
On your face.
Toodles,
Lemmy
in the MIDWEST, fucka.
What a wonderful surprise! Lemmy from the MIDWEST writes in to censor me and pass out backhanded compliments. If you are that person from the Loyola Health Systems who looked at every single page on my site for several hours and couldn't type a god damned word about it until now, I'm going to feel a bit let down. Anyways, this post isn't about my feelings. It's about making Mr. Y see the brighter side of things.
Yeah, that'd be me. But only because nothing you've written until this post was actually worth commenting on (and even this one isn't, but I'm feeling extra sassified today, you lucky bastard you).
Do you REALLY track the id's and time of all your visitors? You must really pine for popularity.
Kisses!
Lemmy
Yeah. Every blogger checks their hits, Lemmy. The only reason I remembered your luhs.org ID is because whereas other people click on one or two things, you spent 119 minutes clicking on 59 pages from the main site.
Are you gonna say something nice to Mr. Yuschenko or what?
Let me, although your limp-handed sentiments are a really hard act to follow. I would suggest to Mr Y that he contact Tommy Lee Jones cause Tommy was able to overcome his pizza face and actually become a Hollywood sex symbol. This is a story that's almost strange than fiction. If the guy who poisoned him is actually a one-armed man this could get really weird.
That should really cheer him up Liz!
You didn't like that? I thought of something else:
--Come to San Francisco Viktor! I can easily get you a Dr's note for one of the many medicinal marijuna clubs where all of us "sick" people struggling with terminal illnesses help each other to make it through another ill day.
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