Say Something Nice to... Viktor Yuschenko!
It's been a bad couple months for Viktor Yuschenko with the fraudulent Ukrainian election and the horrifying near fatal poisoning and whatnot. You all know this site ain't about kicking people when they're down--it's about lending a limp hand to help them up. Let's see if we could say some nice things to Mr. Yuschenko to support him with his current problems.
--I don't think all Ukrainians want you dead. Just a handful.
--I may not be a skin therapist, but I'm pretty sure a couple dabs of Clearasil will really work wonders.
--You've taught us all that when we order soup, we should request that it be brought to 165 degrees in order to kill off salmonella. What's that? You got food poisoning from dioxins? What the heck are those?!
--It has been reported you have the 2nd highest level of dioxin poisoning ever recorded in a human being. With a little more training you can finally get your name in the Guinness Book of World Records and ditch that lame plate spinning act!
--Whenever Britney Spears' Toxic comes on at the dance club, I will keep you in my thoughts for those 3 minutes while I grind and swing.
--Be grateful you're not living in oppressive, beauty obsessed America. I walk around here with an oozing fever blister on my lip and people look at me like I got contagious herpes!
--Should the 80's television series "V" ever come back on the air and casting begins... do I need to finish this one?
--At least your country's Supreme Court frowns upon stolen elections!
--Chloracne is way better than buttcrackne.
Say something nice!