The Fuckability of The Golden Girls! - Part 3
- Blanche Devereaux
Blanche Devereaux is such a great example of someone with Southern hospitality. She's dainty, charming, fun, and her hoo-ha literally has a neon WELCOME sign dangling from it. I've seen it!
She's the kind of Golden Girl who'll let you put "it" in "anywhere" on a first date. By "it," I mean your donger. "Anywhere"=Anal. Clearly.
With most ladies, this uh, generosity can create a situation in which you may become emotionally unavailable should they start asking for an actual relationship, however, that's not the case with Blanche! After stuffing it in her pooper, you'll want to get breakfast at Denny's in the morning, swab each other's mouths with syrupy sausage links, and do the pooper thing all over again a few hours later.
You best keep your eye on her when you squirm out of the booth to make change at the register. She'll be eyeballing the busboys and kitchen staff for future pole wrangling prospects.
Busty Blanche is a bad girl. Bad girls need bad boys to keep them in line. Unless your name is Bobby Brown, this insatiable sack hungry broad may leave you in the dust. Except, I don't think she dates black people. So I suppose your name better be Rocker Tommy Lee if you wanna keep her.
When all is said and done, is she doable? Giggity yeah. On a scale of 1 to throbbing boner, she's a throbbing boner!!
3 Comments:
it hurts...good lord why does it hurt so bad?
Didn't Blanche have a hot son that was also pretty damn fuckable? And wasn't he blind? Or something like that? Am I completely off base here? Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Am I getting my episodes mixed up?
It's been awhile.
I see you understand the cornucopia of sexual fruits Blanche has to offer with her "nothing more than sexual" intentions, but what you've failed to notice, my friend, is that that "pooper" may seem clean but is infact far from it. Yes, if you take your train to Brown Town or decide to fetch a scoop of chocolate on your cone, you'll be asking for a heapin helpin of some dirty south herpes. And it ain't just the brown eye. Yep, this Golden girl is riddled with herpes in the stink AND the pink. So think about that one the next time you want to take Rue up the wazoo or ring that Southern Belle.
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