The Fuckability of The Golden Girls! - Part 3
- Blanche Devereaux
Blanche Devereaux is such a great example of someone with Southern hospitality. She's dainty, charming, fun, and her hoo-ha literally has a neon WELCOME sign dangling from it. I've seen it!
She's the kind of Golden Girl who'll let you put "it" in "anywhere" on a first date. By "it," I mean your donger. "Anywhere"=Anal. Clearly.
With most ladies, this uh, generosity can create a situation in which you may become emotionally unavailable should they start asking for an actual relationship, however, that's not the case with Blanche! After stuffing it in her pooper, you'll want to get breakfast at Denny's in the morning, swab each other's mouths with syrupy sausage links, and do the pooper thing all over again a few hours later.
You best keep your eye on her when you squirm out of the booth to make change at the register. She'll be eyeballing the busboys and kitchen staff for future pole wrangling prospects.
Busty Blanche is a bad girl. Bad girls need bad boys to keep them in line. Unless your name is Bobby Brown, this insatiable sack hungry broad may leave you in the dust. Except, I don't think she dates black people. So I suppose your name better be Rocker Tommy Lee if you wanna keep her.
When all is said and done, is she doable? Giggity yeah. On a scale of 1 to throbbing boner, she's a throbbing boner!!