Are You on the wotSAT Christmas Card List?
- I've been meaning to tell you some thrilling news! I stole about a dozen blank Burning Bridges Christmas cards from the factory. Since now is the season for giving, I thought that if any of you living in the continental U.S. would like a personalized Burning Bridges for the holidays, forward me your address at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll come up with some reasons why I hate you--or even better, you can tell me why I should hate you (e.g. you're ugly)--and then I'll have Santa stuff it in your chimney.
Quantities are limited! Let me know before 5PM Tomorrow!!