Totally IN... In a suitcase packed for a Caribbean cruise!
- While packing for an upcoming cruise vacation, I've discovered that the following are the most IN things to bring!
-Narcotics for the cartel, economy sized shampoo bottles to store them in.
-Maps, orientation gear, compass--leave behind compass that makes arcs
-2nd suitcase to store lobsters from the midnight buffets. Use as leftovers.
-Ziploc bags for marine life found while snorkeling, saltwater
-Senor Frog's t-shirts. Make space for 2004 edition Senor Frog's Party Bone.
-Boxers, briefs--see if there is way to combine the two to maximize room in suitcase
-Set of matching rainbow colored speedos to be worn at all times so family can easily spot each other in a crowd.
-Counterfeit casino chips
-Trannie outfit, the kind made popular in the movie Boat Trip.
-"Annie Get Your Gun" period costume in case leads and understudies are sick.
-Preventative anti-diarrhea medicine to be taken before boarding cruise ship and every 4 hours thereafter.
-Cure for Norwalk Virus
-Picture frames to place new cherished memories in.
-Live Strong motion sickness bracelet
Is anything IN missing??
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From the Webmaster
He really is going on a weeklong cruise. Next week's posts will be contingent on whether or not there is free internet on the boat.