Top 5 other Assholes who Should take a Clue from Arafat and Drop Dead
- 1. Jerry Falwell
You’re a double chinned parasite who preys on the feeble. If there’s a hell, you’ll be rotting in it for all the hate and the fear that you profit from, you no good fatty.
2. Indra Sundralingam - My former Landlady, Ohio Slumlord
One of my fondest memories of living at the property you owned in Columbus was when I spent a week spraying the 3 and a half foot high lawn with industrial strength Grass Killer because you refused to mow it until the city stepped in. I scorched the earth to teach you a lesson. You countered by lying, cheating, dodging, and stealing in a concerted effort to wrongfully withold my security deposit. I followed up by quoting some statutes and passages from the Ohio Code and everything turned out all right in the end.
3. Tim LaHaye & Jerry B. Jenkins - Writers of the Left Behind books
12 books in the ongoing main series, 40 in the teenage editions, a plethora of separate Left Behind based political and military books, a direct to video film, a Prophecy Club, Palm Pilot software...the list goes on and on. There's no end to these assholes' ambitions to exploit Christianity and its followers to its fullest extent. I often wonder, what drives people like these writers or Rush Limbaugh or Anne Coulter to behave the way they do and say the things they say? You start adding up the receipts and you’ll come up with millions of reasons to be just like them.
4. Islamic extremists
I’m way over Islamic extremists. Yasser, the terrorist acts that you actively encouraged Palestinians to commit have spread like a virus all over the world. I’m glad you’re dead. I hope someone kills the rest of you douchebags too.
5. Everyone at www.sorryeverybody.com
You should all be corralled and shot with a high pressure jizz cannon because you’re the largest online collection of soggy pussies that isn’t indexed on Fleshbot that the world has ever seen. I can’t imagine any other citizens of any other country on the planet throwing such an embarrassing and bizarre pity party, can you? It’s so stupid. It’s our country. The election was hijacked by brainless Evangelicals and manipulated by widespread voter fraud--let’s deal with it in other ways.
Dan the Goose made this one up.
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