My Halloween Costume
- Here's me in my Halloween costume.
Here’s my routine.
“It sure is great to be in Brunswick, Ohio at the Chortle Factory. Let me just get out my list. Hey, here’s one. Why does a Yugo have a rear window defroster? Anyone? To keep your hands warm when you’re pushing it! *crickets chirping* Is this thing on? Oh, you’re gonna love this. Okay, okay. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Alice Cooper! *someone coughs* Didn’t like that? Hmmm... Have you heard my Cosby impression? ‘You gotta eat the pudding and the jello in the form of a pudding pop...What good is a pudding pop if it ain’t a jello pudding pop...’ Am I right?? Jeez. Tough crowd tonight. *Scattered boos* Um, I’ve got time for one more. What does an argument between Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins sound like? Like this: But Seriously, Peter. So, Phil? But Seriously! So? But seriously! So!! Hello...I Must Be Going! I lied about how great it is to be in Brunswick. Good night!