The Library Sequence - Part 3
- Part 1 Part 2
“Umm...Can you move?”
“Never! Ha ha ha!”
A freakazoid dressed in all black holding a hideously colored umbrella was impeding my exit from the grounds of the library.
“Well, do you have a Band-Aid?”
“Nope! Ha ha ha!”
Oasis the cat sorta fucked me up inside and I'm losing blood faster than a waitress loses her tip when she asks me, “Gee, would you like any food to go with all your sides of Ranch Dressing?” It’s pouring down rain right now, I'm drenched, and the only positive to this miserable day is that the stains on my khakis might not set.
“Uh...can I at least stand under your tacky umbrella with you while you say whatever you're going to say?”
“No chance! Ha ha ha!”
I have a feeling this man is Sebastian Tolliver--the man who put my dear roommate Debbie in the hospital. The man who according to Oasis' Catster profile, raised Oasis while living with Debbie a few years ago. The man with a voice like a chorus of a thousand demonic Bret Michaelses. I don't know how Debbie could have put up with this goofball for more than 2 minutes. I wish he’d just leave me alone.
“Can you please just leave me alone?”
“Not likely, fatty! Ha ha ha!”
I countered, “I'm not a fatty. What the fuck is your deal?”
“I wanted to see with my own eyes your destruction at the paws of Oasis. My 'pet project,' so to speak.” Sebastian held up his hands and made air quotes when he said pet project. Who makes those anymore??
With much spite in regards to his finger quotes, I replied, “What do you mean, pet project?”
“Allow me to explain...”
To Be Continued!