That Darned Cat!
- Arrgh! Fuck that cat. Who the fuck does he think he is? You can’t just keep putting up vicious and meanspirited webposts about people--blogging is about so much more than that. Well, I guess it isn't, but I am not having his antics one bit. Does anyone else feel the levity of this feud? I’m so embarrassed.
Want to hear some real dirt on Oasis? He has a small penis. Take that, you asshole. Like tiny. And he certainly isn’t compensating with the girth. Oh, this one time, I let a stray alley cat in to the apartment to hang out with us and we were all chilling on the bunk beds listening to the radio. I walked over to the kitchenette area to grab myself a drink and when I turned around, I caught the final thrusts of two cats getting it on. I turned my back on them for like 10 seconds! And I know what you’re all thinking, “Man, that cat is lousy in the sack.” Which may be true, but lemme just add one bit of clarification to the scenario: the alley cat I let in was a dude.
Just sayin’ what I saw.
Hey Oasis, If you can dish it out you better be able to take it.