Say Something Nice To... Ashlee Simpson!
Each and every one of you should be ashamed! If you were in the same situation as Ashlee Simpson on SNL, you know darned well you'd dance an Irish jig and flee tearfully from the stage. There's too many haters on the internet and frankly, I refuse to pander to an audience that finds joy in the destruction of a child. Can we leave all the vitriol behind? Let's see if we can each say something nice to her. I'll start it off with some positive messages for poor Ash.
--Ashlee, your nose is not that big. There are many rockstars with bigger ones like Dee Snyder & Geddy Lee.
--No matter what you do, Jersey still loves you.
--You'll always be known as the smart Simpson sister.
--Your website is fun to read now.
--Had it been a wardrobe malfunction instead of a guide track malfunction, your silver bejeweled nipples might have been exposed.
--Anyone who writes horrible things about you now was probably never your fan in the first place.
--When people go to your website and write on your message board that you are a "stupid fraudulent whore," take it with a grain of salt. They're just jealous.
--Milli Vanilli were never classically trained in hoe-down dancing like you. Their only memorable dance move was the flying chest bump.
--Nearly 50 percent of Milli Vanilli remains alive after their career ending lip synching mishap. The glass is half full!
Say something nice!