Say Something Nice To... Ashlee Simpson!
Each and every one of you should be ashamed! If you were in the same situation as Ashlee Simpson on SNL, you know darned well you'd dance an Irish jig and flee tearfully from the stage. There's too many haters on the internet and frankly, I refuse to pander to an audience that finds joy in the destruction of a child. Can we leave all the vitriol behind? Let's see if we can each say something nice to her. I'll start it off with some positive messages for poor Ash.
--Ashlee, your nose is not that big. There are many rockstars with bigger ones like Dee Snyder & Geddy Lee.
--No matter what you do, Jersey still loves you.
--You'll always be known as the smart Simpson sister.
--Your website is fun to read now.
--Had it been a wardrobe malfunction instead of a guide track malfunction, your silver bejeweled nipples might have been exposed.
--Anyone who writes horrible things about you now was probably never your fan in the first place.
--When people go to your website and write on your message board that you are a "stupid fraudulent whore," take it with a grain of salt. They're just jealous.
--Milli Vanilli were never classically trained in hoe-down dancing like you. Their only memorable dance move was the flying chest bump.
--Nearly 50 percent of Milli Vanilli remains alive after their career ending lip synching mishap. The glass is half full!
Say something nice!
18 Comments:
If you were to ask me what has more talent, Ashley Simpson or a turd? I'd choose Ashley Simpson hands down.
Now you'll have all the time in the world to meet the 40-year-old men who've written you those embarrassingly flattering letters!
You are the nicest people I've ever known!
I knew you guys were nice! I just thought of another positive:
What's better than having your CD for sale at Wal-Mart? Being employed there so you can sell your CD personally! You can really connect with the fans that way.
--Who needs a silly band when you can Karaoke?
--Grow some dreds, team up with the remaining Milli (or is it Vanilli?), resurrect both of your careers and you'll never have to brush your hair again.
--Saturday Night Live is so yesterday. After this weekend it's so Saturday Night Dead. So honey, you don't have to worry about being asked back.
poor asslee! it might have been worse! you could have suffered from ASSid reflux instead of acid reflux!
you are too funny nate.
Ashlee,
- you will be remembered forever... just like we remember Milli Vanilli
- you are the star of the early 2000's... just like Milli Vanilli in the early 1990's
- you may win a Grammy next year... just like Milli Vanilli... but don't forget to return it too
- you motivated me to do more karaoke... just like Milli Vanilli did to me
Daddy Joe's dick in her mouth since she was about 13 years old is the reason she can't sing
Ashlee,
I used to be your Number 1 fan.But After I found out that you lip synced...........................
I was STILL your number 1 fan.I still like your music,Even if you are a fake.I just wanted to let you know that i still have my website fo you!
I loved ashlee when she first came out and i love her just as much now and i'll love her for the rest of my life, she's so beautiful! love siggy -oxoxoxox-
I think you have a nice nose, dont ever change it!
im bisexual and i luv u so much ashlee, id do anything to get u in the sack, ur so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love your music Ashlee. What people are forgetting is that Milli Vanilli lip-synched to someone ELSE's vocal tracks, while Ashlee lip-synched to her own. If you notice, Britney, Janet, and Madonna lip-synch at their concerts (remember Elton John's rant about Madonna?). So why is it bad when Ashlee did it and ok when others do it? I love her and her music! -Madeline
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