- As we all know now, Christopher Reeve died the other day after a long battle with equestrian sports. As you may not know now, there are scores of awful "jokes" being circulated on the internet about him--many of which can be found here: www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-short_jokes-1886.htm
I can’t believe these horrible and tasteless Christopher Reeve jokes exist. In my research I've even uncovered that a Southpark episode aired in which Christopher Reeve eats fetuses. Hollywood is disgusting! I’ve collected the jokes I found online in an effort to help us all with the healing process. Sometimes laughter is the best balm in times of grief. However, I don’t find these funny nor did I write most of them, so don’t flame me. Goodbye Christopher.
What's the difference between O.J. and Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Reeve got the Electric Chair, and OJ walked .
How does Christopher Reeve play hockey?
Who does Christopher Reeve want to be?
What's black and sits at the top of the steps?
Chris Reeve after a house fire.
How do you stop Christopher Reeve from moving?
Tape his mouth shut.
What’s the difference between Christopher Reeve and a useless sack of poop?
Stick your tongue out.
Move it up and down.
Now move it left and right.
Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeve workout.
Christopher Reeve walks into a bar...
What song was not allowed to be played at Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Stairway to Heaven.
What other song was barred from Christopher Reeve’s funeral?
Walk this Way.
What’s the only good thing about Christopher Reeve dying?
Steven Hawking gets a better parking spot.
That's all of them, no?
Other Bloggers look back on Christopher Reeve:
John Kerry promises to raise Christopher Reeve from the Dead.
Ozzy Osborne fell off an ATV--that don't make him a hero.