Bon Jovi vs. The Beast
- Ever since Bon Jovi began plugging his mug and his Arena Football team all over The Real World: Philadelphia, many of his generation's superstars have been overcome with jealous and maniacal rage! How can one man have that much staying power? Star of the 1987 shortlived TV megahit, Beauty and the Beast, wants to know his secret!
"Grrr! I may live in the subway like mole people, but I'll come out and fight you any day of the week Bon Jovi!" -- The Beast
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