Biting the Hand that Used to kinda Feed You
- Okay, listen to this. I was nonobsessively perusing my Site Meter stats last night--I don't do it very often, mind you--and what do I see? A referral from a blog within a site called Catster.com! "That's odd," I thought, "I didn't know cats could learn HTML." Upon further investigation, I find out who this referrer is.
It's Oasis! The little pee puddle I threw out of my apartment. And he's spewing venomous drivel about me! I'll sue that idiot cat for libel if I can catch him. I didn't even know he was still in Park Slope. You're probably reading this right now, aren't you? Take that site down immediately. I refuse to have my name run through the mud!
Oasis' Catster Page - http://www.catster.com/?81018