Totally IN...In a NYC Elevator!
- -Impromptu campfires.
-Throwing a little bouncey rubber ball as hard as possible at the walls.
-Throwing a 12 pound bowling ball as hard as possible at the walls.
-Going down... on people!
-Going down and up...the shaft!
-Hitting the button to every floor. Take time to smell the roses.
-Listening to your checking account balance using the speaker phone option on your cell phone.
-Praying loudly that we don’t all die in this godforsaken elevator.
-Unless you’re trying to show the Pret A Manger delivery boy how gay you really are, always abide by proper distancing standards.
-Smoking cigarettes before entering the elevator. Don’t be embarrassed about how you smell like butthole.
-Recount to coworkers the time you got stuck in an elevator and that from now on you ALWAYS use the bathroom first before getting in.
-If you’re in an elevator with a famous celebrity, don’t panic silently. Earn their respect by screaming maniacally about how you love them and their oeuvre.