Ranch Dressing Heritage Week - Day 3
- Ranch Dressing Vs. Ketchup
The ultimate showdown took place this past summer at Columbus' "Littlest & Bravest Firefighters Picnic." Volunteers rounded up kids from local children's hospitals, placed them in matching outfits and gave them firehoses pumped with the region's two most treasured condiments. Which viscous substance would reign supreme!?
Looks like a tie!! Oh wait... Uh oh!!
We should all be thankful this wasn't "Mayonnaise w/ Pickle Relish vs. Ketchup" because then these poor kids would be slathered with Thousand Island dressing. Who wins then? No one. Don't fuck with Ranch Dressing.