The Countdown: The Finale
the open door, orginally uploaded by winnerofthesat
“Get out, you piece of turd! You think you’ll find someone better than me to take care of you? You’re wrong!”
“You wanna leave, so just do it already.”
The cat started moving for the open door.
“Wait,” I howled tearfully. “Don’t leave me baby!!! Please! You’re all I’ve got.” My face streamed with salty rivers.
Oasis stood motionless in front of the entrance, staring through me.
“Sweetie, I can change. I didn’t mean it. You know I wasn’t just gonna take you to the vet. Stop looking at me like that. Baby. I’m ssss...I’m..s uggh...ssssssorr...ew.”
I choked on those stupid words like The Fonz.
Maybe that’s all he wanted to hear.
I ran 3 feet to my unmade bed and threw myself in, pounding the pillows with jealous rage. I can’t believe he chose a whole amazing world full of wonderful opportunity over me! I waited for the door to close before I sat back up.
Looking out from the window, I saw Oasis exiting the brownstone, peering North on 5th Avenue, Brooklyn. He glared back at me from down there one last time, squatted and let out a painful looking massive diarrhea laden dump all over the porch and the sidewalk. The shit kept flowing, bowels erupting like Sakurajima.
I scrambled down to the front stoop to chase him away. But he was already gone. I looked down at the pile he left and saw something blinking from within the mess. WTF?! I ripped off a branch from a neighbor’s miniature bonsai tree in their windowsill and poked at this flashing object.
It was a small chip--a tracking device?
From the Webmaster: Here is complete set of links to Oasis. He will be missed.
First Appearance of Oasis
Oasis ruins wotSAT's computer
wotSAT Uses Debbie's computer
The Countdown Begins
9 More days
8 More days
7 More days
5 More days
3 More days
2 More days
Last Appearance of Oasis(?)
Oasis Tribute Band