The Countdown Begins!
It is with much regret that I must do this.
Since Debbie will no longer be able to take care of her cat Oasis, I have decided to take him on one final trip to the veterinarian on her behalf. He's long overdue for a few shots, specifically an intracardiac injection of sodium pentobarbitone!!!
In other words, the cat has gotta go!
If any other bloggers or webmasters out there would like to adopt him, by all means, please contact me. Otherwise, in a mere 10 business days, Oasis is gonna ride in that pet taxi to the sky.
Reasons why I hate him:
-He pees on everything
-He ruined my last computer
Reasons why you'll love him:
-He's great with children
-Actually, he hates children.
-I don't know.
From the Webmaster: Blogspot broke last night and it's not the winneroftheSAT's fault that his post didn't show up hours ago. Blogspot sites across the country have remained contentless for the whole day thus far. Take the bullets out. Come down from the ledge. Reach for the syrup of ipecac. Open the garage door. Close the oven. The world has meaning again.