Stump the Genius!
- You see me write all the time that I have more brain cells in one cubic inch of my cerebral cortex than most people have in their entire heads. You watch me sound off regularly about how I won the SAT and that I'm all smart and shit. Believe. Yesterday, a diminutive chap actually approached me, “Are you really as intelligent as you claim to be?” To that I replied, “Of course I am you stupid smelly toddler! Leave me alone--go back to your mother’s womb!”
In the neverending struggle to artificially inflate my hit counter, I am desperately pleading for your participation. Bring forth your toughest trivia questions. Whether they be on the physical sciences, global economics, or world history, I only ask that there be nothing facile. Genius cailber, please. Place them on the comments board of this post. As I read them, I will field them via the board and win them in the same fashion that I win standardized tests.
See if you can stump the genius!