Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Stump the Genius!

posted by winnerofthesat @ 9:02 AM 
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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slagatron:

Hulk Hogan won his first Heavyweight Title in 1984. Who was his first Pay Per view title defense against?

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A rectangular door measures 5 feet by 6 feet 8 inches. What is the distance from one corner of the door to the diagonally opposite corner?
A. 8'2"
B. 8'4"
C. 8'8"
D. 9'
E. 9'6"

10:39 AM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

The answer to the person who referred to me as Slagatron:

Everyone knows Hulk Hogan won the World Title in a match vs. the Iron Shiek--the WWF's top heel--on January 23, 1984. If memory serves me correctly, the first PPV title defense was against...lemme think...in a cage of some sort...with a very very fat man. Hmmm...King Kong Bundy? Yes yes! Now I remember, Wrestlemania 2! Hogan successfully defended the title!

Do you think I'm some sort of infant??

11:10 AM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

Haha, nice try Anonymous. I took AP Geometry! In 4th grade! And as you can imagine, I got a 5 on the test.

One of my idols, Pythagoras (born around 550 BC), came up with a brilliant theory saying that for a right angled triangle, the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides. I spend every waking minute of my days trying to find the hypotenuse to everything I do--think about that.

Therefore,

If a^2 + b^2 = c^2,

Then even a deaf blind limbless mute could tell you that the answer to your question is: 8' 4"

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many men and women have Paris Hilton slept with??

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice try, tard face! There is no AP Geometry. I bet you can win the SAT, but can you win a lie detector test? Could you convince a lie detector machine that your favorite color is lemon?

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton is to herpes as Lindsay Lohan is to _____

12:24 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

Anonymous #1-
In the 4x100 meter slut relay, Wilt Chamberlin, Angela Lansbury, and Gene Simmons have passed the baton onto wunderkind anchor, Paris Hilton! And she's maintaining world record pace! This is going to be an exciting finish!

Most estimates place the number of original wangs thrown in her to be somewhere around 8,463. However, this is clearly a trick question, because between the time that you posed the question and the time I am responding, unknowable quantities of schlongs have been stuffed in her.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:04 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

That last one wasn't a trivia question! haha! I'm not even sure what it means.

But to answer the other one:

Paris Hilton is to herpes as Lindsay Lohan is to painful burning sensation while urinating!

4:30 PM  
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4:45 PM  
Blogger tb said...

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4:45 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

I'll italicize that post tb if you keep messin' with my head. Don't even think I won't!

5:00 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

1. Obfuscate:Retinitis :: Wilmer Valderama:???
2. Mitten:Foot :: ???:Ombudsman
3. Yuri Gegarin:Patrick McEnroe :: trumpery:???

and so on

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should learn to spell first...

11:48 AM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

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4:30 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

Praise the lord--some analogies. My forte. Though they may seem operose to someone of average intellect, the punctilious answers are quite transpicuous to me!


Obfuscate:Retinitis :: Wilmer Valderama : The sound a water truck makes when it crashes into a vinegar truck!Mitten : Foot :: Febreze Scentstories!:Ombudsman


Yuri Gegarin : Patrick McEnroe :: trumpery: clumps of extruded masa at the bottom of a bag of Doritos!Thank you Rob for that question.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Dee Regulation said...

Well then, winner, what will you get if you link to Dee Regulation's blog?

11:51 PM  
Blogger winnerofthesat said...

If this is a trivia question, I know the answer! Were I to link to Dee Regulation, I would receive 1)the satisfaction of knowing I am possibly delivering 0 to 1 unique hits per month to someone 2)butterflies in the stomach in anticipation of a reciprocal link and 3)Why don't you just give me a stack of gold dubloons, a personal ride on your 34 footer, and a subscription to Black Enterprise magazine and we'll see what I can do, eh?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many Size 12 shoes can fit inside a 2003 4-door entry-level Ford Focus?

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Find all the possibilities to accomadate 400 people in 100 dorm rooms. To make things harder, you have been provided with a list of pairs of incompatible students, and requested that no pair from this list appear in your final choice. What's an equation for this.

3:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

guess the genius was stumped

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

guess the genius was stumped

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess anonymous is trying to make a million dollars off you. The question is actually:

Four hundred students sign up for 100 rooms in a new dorm. The dean has a list of pairs of students who should not both be assigned to the dorm. Your job is to fill the 100 rooms with 100 students, such that no two students in the dorm appear as a pair on the dean's list.

This is considered a P vs NP problem. Solutions can be found and checked against the problem's criteria, but a mathmatical formula cannot be generated to show all possible result sets. (yet) If someone can figure this out, there is a standing reward of $1 million.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous sugarbat said...

I know it's been a while, but still no one seems to have asked what exactly a "cailber" is.

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is my 3rd letter in my 3rd name?

1:05 PM  

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