Scoping out Debbie's computer while she's in Yonkers - Part 3
- Oh baby, I’m kinda nervous. I'm still very pissed about that moron cat ruining my life and the bullet holes in our window. However, right now, I really wonder what’s on Debbie’s computer that she doesn’t want me to see?
Hmmm. Her Desktop is kinda bare. No pictures of lesbians doing other lesbians yet. Just a blue background. Boring. Let’s do some random clicking. Internet Explorer > Tools > Internet Options > Internet History:
www.google.com=search?=grenade launchers for sale
http://www.google.com=search?=accelerating the healing of scars, cuts
Al Jazeera...Ah ha! Right at the top! That must be who she works for!! It kinda makes total sense now, with her wearing that silly burqa and all. No wonder she wouldn’t tell me she's employed by them. Bush’s administration has painted Al Jazeera as a rogue syndicate of biased, shadowy, inflammatory journalists. If top officials knew Debbie was working for Al Jazeera, she’d probably get shipped to Guantanamo or worse. I’ll have to remember this information so I can blackmail her appropriately.
And what else is on here? Hmmm...Not very interesting if you ask me. But then again, I don’t have time to click on all the links. I haven’t been able to watch any Olympics for nearly 10 minutes now since the awful demise of my laptop. I better get off of here.
I've got Debbie all figured out. Al Jazeera. Ha. Should have known...
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