- Can I be serious for just one minute, please? What you may have gathered so far is correct. My name is Nate S. and I won the SAT a few years ago. Also of note: I was switched at birth. When did that happen? Oh, sometime around when I was born. I think the 80s.
The core of this blog is quite simple. It's supposed to be a totally 100 percent accurate and true depiction of Truth. I am holding a mirror on the frailty of the human condition--and the human condition exists within an enclosed room of mirrors. There is no refraction. Light cannot escape. Nor can it enter. Make no mistake.
Over a few drinks at an east village pub, I once gestured grandly and posed the notion to a close circle of intellectuals and literati, "We could be so different from what we are. It's so weird." An old chap sharply countered, "What the fuck does that mean? Of course we could be different. You're an idiot."
But that's exactly my point. My point is that I call to being the kinds of questions that burn the spirit and rouse my peers. I ask the questions you were too lazy or too stupid to memorize the answers to. Even if I make up an answer or just trail off mid-sentence, i pledge to you that high standards and a search for truth will always be upheld here. You have my word on it.
I am going to continue pretending this is an actual content driven site with actual readership. In the pipelines there are many immersing stories being cooked up! Upcoming: a series of 'How to Cheat at..." guides, a comprehensive description of the carbuncle on my friend Craig's face (boy is it big!), a review of various OTC painkillers, a taste matchup between the local varieties of generic macaroni & cheese, a heartfelt glimpse into what it's like being a Big Brother to an inner-city youth, and many many more hilarious and true surprises!
What an incredible launch week, huh? Be here for more starting next monday-friday!